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actionables:

look at this picture

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when you see it, you cannot unsee it

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it’s a woman

PAINTED TO LOOK LIKE A PARROT

A WOMAN

it took me 5 minutes to find her

I WAS LIKE NO THAT’S NOT A WOMAN, THAT’S A PARROT

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me: omg adopt-a-palooza!

my brother: what’s a palooza?

birchboxman:

The power of a pocket square.

allthatartallows:

Giving a new meaning to Finger Painting. Incredible! Freaking incredible!

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fastcodesign:

How You Watch Porn

If you watch porn online, the computer you’re using is enough to determine whether you’re a premature ejaculator there to watch Lisa Ann squirting videos, or whether you’re a long-lasting lover on a quest for Indian MILFs. That’s according to Pornhub, who has just spooged out an entire sack’s worth of statistics on their users, proving that Windows users statistically browse porn differently than Mac users, and even people on game consoles love watching porn.

Here’s some of the key takeaways, courtesy of Gizmodo and the Pornhub Insights team:

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sifu-kisu:

legendofkorraholyshit:

500daysofevilexes:

screams-flails-dies-etc:

ziggyplayed:

lyndez:

yencid:

HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT OMG
THIS IS PERFECT

Jesus christ. How can two gifs match so perfectly? 

OH. MAN.

oh god my emotions

Dude, this is cool.

woah thats pretty fucking cool!

I love the gifs you guys come up with!

sifu-kisu:

legendofkorraholyshit:

500daysofevilexes:

screams-flails-dies-etc:

ziggyplayed:

lyndez:

yencid:

HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT OMG

THIS IS PERFECT

Jesus christ. How can two gifs match so perfectly? 

OH. MAN.

oh god my emotions

Dude, this is cool.

woah thats pretty fucking cool!

I love the gifs you guys come up with!

(via thrillyourwill)