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fastcodesign:

How You Watch Porn

If you watch porn online, the computer you’re using is enough to determine whether you’re a premature ejaculator there to watch Lisa Ann squirting videos, or whether you’re a long-lasting lover on a quest for Indian MILFs. That’s according to Pornhub, who has just spooged out an entire sack’s worth of statistics on their users, proving that Windows users statistically browse porn differently than Mac users, and even people on game consoles love watching porn.

Here’s some of the key takeaways, courtesy of Gizmodo and the Pornhub Insights team:

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lyndez:

yencid:

HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT OMG
THIS IS PERFECT

Jesus christ. How can two gifs match so perfectly? 

OH. MAN.

oh god my emotions

Dude, this is cool.

woah thats pretty fucking cool!

I love the gifs you guys come up with!

sifu-kisu:

legendofkorraholyshit:

500daysofevilexes:

screams-flails-dies-etc:

ziggyplayed:

lyndez:

yencid:

HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT OMG

THIS IS PERFECT

Jesus christ. How can two gifs match so perfectly? 

OH. MAN.

oh god my emotions

Dude, this is cool.

woah thats pretty fucking cool!

I love the gifs you guys come up with!

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the-exercist:

Reclaiming Fitspo: Brenda Villa

Villa is an American water polo player. Standing at 5’4” and 174 pounds, she is the shortest member of the US women’s polo team.

Born in Los Angeles, she is the daughter of Mexican immigrants. She first joined a water polo team at 8 years old, following in the footsteps of her older brother. However, since her high school did not have a girls’ team, she spent those four years on the boys’ water polo team instead. This helped her to establish a competitive attitude that contributed to her becoming a 4-time 1st team All-League member, 4-time 1st team All-C.I.F. and a 4-time All-American. She was even invited onto the Junior Olympic Team when she was 16.

While Villa attended Stanford University, she played three seasons on their polo team. In her freshman year alone (2001), she scored 69 goals and was named the NCAA Women’s Water Polo Player of the Year. In 2002 she led her team with 60 goals to win the NCAA Women’s Water Polo Championship. She was then awarded the 2002 Peter J. Cutino Award as the top female college water polo player in the United States. She graduated in 2003 with a degree in political science.

Villa joined Team USA in 1998. This means that she has participated in four Olympic Games (earning one Bronze medal, two Silver and one Gold), often scoring the most goals per game for her team. She was even made team captain of the 2005 US national team, winning a silver medal at the FINA World Championship in Montreal. When considering multiple World Championships, Pan American Games and World Cups, Villa is officially the world’s most decorated athlete in women’s water polo. 

Click here to see all #Reclaiming-Fitspo profiles.

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journolist:

When #IfTheyGunnedMeDown Happens in Print: 

Section from the Rolling Stone profile of Dzhokhar Tsarnaev, one of two brothers who committed the Boston Marathon bombings vs section from the New York Times profile of Michael Brown, who was shot and killed by a Ferguson, Missouri police officer Darren Wilson. 

H/T to @daviddtss 

Oh my god

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thefluffingtonpost:

Kitty Daredevil Performs Endurance Feat

by Scott Friedstein, FluffPo Correspondent

According to her manager, Koko the cat is more than halfway through her latest feat of endurance, billed as ‘The Post of Doom.’ In interviews prior to the event, the cat had promised to stay atop her scratching post for five whole minutes.

"She’s been training for months," says Sid Randolph. "Hopping up on the post, staying for a few seconds. Hopping back up on the post, staying for a few more seconds. It’s a lot more mental than physical."

After completing the challenge, the cat will attempt a death-defying free-fall to the soft carpet below, and will then likely take a nap.

"You have to admire her fortitude," says Randolph. "I mean, David Blaine did basically the same thing, but he wasn’t nearly as cute. Koko just takes it to a whole other level."

The stunt will culminate in a live one-hour special on ABC, similar to the cat’s previous feat, ‘Cardboard Box of Insanity.’

Via 4LENKO.

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fritesandfries:

Happy National Waffle Day! Last year, we posted a recipe for delicious savory waffles on Tasteseekers. Try it!!!

When stopped by police, blacks in Ferguson were twice as likely as whites to be arrested — even though police found contraband for 34% of whites stopped, versus 22% of blacks